December 2011
01/01/2012,12:01AM
slit-your-wrists-to-feel-alive:
letsget-l0stt:
I haven’t ate anything since last year:
I haven’t showered since last year:
One hour ago seems just like last year:
I miss everyone, I haven’t seen anyone since last year:
No matter how old I get, I will always do this xD
*GUY FROM YOUR SCHOOL TELLS A JOKE*
You: aha...
*GUY FROM A BAND TELLS A JOKE*
You: OMG AHAHAHAHA I'M DEAD RIGHT NOW OMG WUT IS AIR BOY U FUNNY AS A BITCH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
When Gerard and Ray sing "Thank You for the Venom"...
lovelyyboness:
Reblog if you're a 91-98 kid.
iconicboyzstaygrand:
yeah. Anyone under 13 can GTFO.
Don't mess with me when I'm eating or else... →
niknak79:
Click here for More funny pics
When I told my mom I failed a test
When I was little:
Now:
Featured on When Moments Blog
3 tags
Longhorn then movies with my mummy, daddy, sister, and best friend.
♥
ourdarkestmomment:
Can I just say you’re AmaZAYN? <3
Reblog if a band has made you a happier person.
kids: mommy daddy how did you guys meet?
husband: well kids i was playing a concert and she was in the front row and during a quiet part of the song she looked at me with tears in her eyes and screamed "I WANT TO TOUCH WHERE YOU PEE FROM" and in that moment i knew we were meant to be.
My face when I listen to the kid's talk nowadays:
I heard some 6th grader say “I smashed that bitch’s pussy hard.” I was like
NIGGA I HOPE YOU MEANT A CAT!
How you listen:
Parents are talking and you are like:
Teacher is talking:
Friends are talking:
The girl you hate :
and your crush :
Need a laugh? Click here!
me : honey im home
.....
me : oh i forgot he's on tour
Remember having Flip Phone Swag? →
thatbitchgotmustache:
3rd grade
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
reblog if you're a "whatever the fuck I feel like...
